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Pooty!™

The Milk and Egg Flavored Alcoholic Beverage For Kids!


Why Drink Pooty?

  1. Start an addiction that lasts a lifetime
  2. Because we have a big ad campaign
  3. Pooty!™ Saves
  4. You like Pooty!™
  5. Pooty!™ rhymes with Potty
  6. Pooty!™ loves you
  7. Pooty!™ makes you smarter
  8. Pooty!™ makes you appealing
  9. Pooty!™ makes you cool
  10. Pooty!™ gets You Ripped!

The Official Beverage of the US Olympic Team


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