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Pooty!™

The Milk and Egg Flavored Alcoholic Beverage For Kids!

Why Drink Pooty?

1. Start an addiction that lasts a lifetime
2. Because we have a big ad campaign
3. Pooty!™ Saves
4. You like Pooty!™
5. Pooty!™ rhymes with Potty
6. Pooty!™ loves you
7. Pooty!™ makes you smarter
8. Pooty!™ makes you appealing
9. Pooty!™ makes you cool
10. Pooty!™ gets You Ripped!

The Official Beverage of the US Olympic Team

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