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The Milk and Egg Flavored Alcoholic Beverage For Kids!

Why Drink Pooty?

  1. Start an addiction that lasts a lifetime
  2. Because we have a big ad campaign
  3. Pooty! Saves
  4. You like Pooty!
  5. Pooty! rhymes with Potty
  6. Pooty! loves you
  7. Pooty! makes you smarter
  8. Pooty! makes you appealing
  9. Pooty! makes you cool
  10. Pooty! gets You Ripped!

The Official Beverage of the US Olympic Team