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People that Lick

A word of explanation: People who lick are those that would under normal and routine conditions be said "to suck", but who, for one reason or another, do not even meet these minimal conditions ergo they are said "to lick" instead.

George W. Bush


Carmen Electra

Pat Buchanan

The Rock

Lars Ulrich

Arlen Spectre George Will George Steinbrenner
Any Miss America Cathy Lee Gifford Kenny Loggins
Any Boy Band Jessie Ventura Trent Lott
Orin Hatch Ken Starr Britney Spears
The rednecks next door Joan Rivers David Duke